Middle-Aged Woman Humor



A middle-aged woman
seemed sheepish as she
visited her gynecologist.
'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,

'you've been seeing me for years!

 There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange…'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

 the doctor replied.


'Well,' she said, 'yesterday
I went to the bathroom
in the morning and heard
 a plink-
plink-
plink
 in the toilet
 and when I looked down
the water was full
 of pennies.'


'I see.'


'That afternoon

 I went to the bathroom
again
 and,
plink-
plink-
plink,
 there were
nickels in the
bowl.'


                   
                     


'That night,'
she went on,
'I went again,  

plink-

plink-
plink,
and there were
dimes
 and this
morning
 there were quarters
!
 You've got to tell me
what's wrong with me!,'
she implored,

 'I'm scared out of my
wits!'


The
gynecologist put a comforting

hand  on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing
to be scared about.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Ready for
this?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(I'm warning
you…..)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Still not too late….delete
now!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


'You're simply going through the
change!

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